hello my name is 'lazybones' and i'm a procrastinator. it has been, well since puberty that procrastinating has been part of my life. i will go to great lengths to put off anything worthwhile or productive. i'll watch films, clean my room/desk, search the internet for trips i'll never go on, get lost on wikipedia, google world everywhere i've been since childhood, write on forums....the list could go on forever. are there any other sufferers out there like me?

as queen of this forum topic i order you never to shave off that tash, its greatest thing i've seen for at the last 10 minutes